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THE BALLAD OF THE ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER

Here's a box, a big, big box
do-dah, do-dah
Full of icky packing peanuts
do-dah, do-dah
Enough to fill up two (!) bags full
Oh the do-dah day!



Here's a box inside a box
do-dah, do-dah
And lots more peanuts underneath
Oh the do-dah day!




Inside this box is a plastic cooking machine
do-dah, do-dah
It does all sorts of wondrous things
Oh the do-dah day!



It's gonna cook all night
It's gonna cook all day
And in the end we'll have some rice
Oh the do-dah day!




Here it is inside it's box
Do-dah, do-dah
Full of Styrofoam and plastic things
Oh the do-dah day!




Here it is free of its confines
do-dah, do-dah
Waitin' on Judy to learn its secrets
Oh the do-dah day!

Gonna cook all night. . .gonna cook all day. . .and in the end we'll have some rice. . .
Oh the do-dah day!

HELLO! MY NAME IS ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER AND I COME FROM THE LAND OF PLASTIC (oops! I mean China).

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A BOWL OF RICE?

LOVE,

"ZOJI"